Warning: ADULT MATERIAL. ADULT CONTENT. ADULT THEMES. ADULT LANGUAGE.
This is the final Episode of the mini-series “The Adventures of Hardcore Vampire”. Will Freak Rick get to love Lusta Gold…find out in this action packed episode.
Lusta Gold takes Freak Rick up to her chamber of love. He can’t keep from kissing her, she knows this as she welcomes him in, and slowly closes the door to her chamber behind them.
Lusta Gold: Wait here…I am going to slip into something more comfortable. You can get naked and wait for me under the sheets.
Freak Rick: Yes, thy love. I shall wait for the reward that I am about to receive. It shall be hard for me…my body is quivering with anticipation.
Lusta Gold: Yes, my sweet prince of the night you shall receive a reward beyond your wildest…dreams.
Lusta gold goes into the bathroom and takes her clothes off. It feels nice to not have clothing on; she feels the cool air against her naked body as her panties drop to the floor. She isn’t going wear anything, she is going to go naked before him. It will make his temperature rise, and make him want her more. She puts perfume between her breasts and on her belly. She looks at herself in the mirror, looking at every curve and touching every inch of her seductive body. She wants his seed and she shall have it in abundance.
She walks toward Freak Rick with no clothing on. Freak Rick shut off the lights and lit some candles while she was in the restroom. Her full figured body is reflects off the candle light. She gets into bed with him…and thrusts herself on top of him.
Freak Rick: I have longed to touch you thy love. My lust pole aches to be inside your world…my queen of the night.
Lusta Gold: My lust hole is wet with desire for you my prince. Kiss me all over and make me hotter….make me wetter.
Then there is a knock at the door. Who could that be…or what could that be? It is none other than Beth of the farting college women. But, why could she be at Lusta Gold’s Flat…find out now.
Knock. Knock. Knock.
Lusta Gold: Who in the hell could that be?
Freak Rick: I don’t know…and I don’t care. I want you to do me now…so don’t answer it! My pole of lust is ready for your deep we chasm of beauty…lover.
Lusta Gold: No, sorry I have to answer that. It might be the milkman coming for his morning cream.
Freak Rick: Milkman…you never told me about the damn milkman.
Lusta Gold: I haven’t told you about a lot of things.
Freak Rick: What?!
Lusta Golden opens the door.
Beth: Hey, I heard you were giving away free pussy cat’s. Someone left a message on my answering machine…your naked.
Lusta Golden: Yes, I am trying to do this guy…there are no pussies here. Well, with the exception of mine (he, he, he).
Beth: You have a nice pussy…trust me you don’t see pussies like that anymore. Your breasts look so real.
Lusta Golden: You really like my pussy? I was going to shave it. I was afraid Freak Rick might get a pubic hair stuck in his teeth or gag on one. My breasts are real. Here you can touch them.
Beth: They are real. They even sag slightly. You don’t see that anymore. Where are you from?
Lusta Gold: The dark underworld. I am a Hardcore Vampire. It isn’t easy being me.
Beth:a Vampire that is fascinating. No, seriously who are you?
Lusta Gold: I am a Hardcore Vampire.
Beth: You’re joking.
Lusta Gold: No, I am not!
Freak Rick: Come back to bed…lover. Tell her to get lost.
Beth: Can I watch you two get it on. I brought my camera. I love watching two or more people lust flinging…it gives me a tingly feeling down below if you know what I mean.
Lusta Gold: Yes, I would like that very much. I have never met anyone with your passion for screwing.
Freak Rick: Tell her to go…I don’t want to get performance anxiety. Please…I just can’t be in another orgy. I just can’t.
Then it happens Meredeath Gloom Beth’s arch enemy springs her trap…or does she.
Meredeath Gloom: No so fast…Beth. We have a score to settle…there is no pussies here just you and me. Leave Goth Woman get lost…you look like a bitch.
Lusta Gold: How dare you say those words before me you unruly skank.
Meredeath Gold: How dare you call me a skank…I am a doctor.
Beth: Not a very good one…bitch!
Meredeath Gloom: You shut the fuck up Beth. I am too a good doctor…you are just jealous. You can’t win…your friend Mandy can’t have Dork Smartass.
Beth: Yeah, I’m really jealous…boo-hoo. Do you want to go out and have coffee Lusta Gold?
Meredeath Gloom: You can’t do this you are ruining my plan to humilate you Beth. Lusta Gold you ruined my plans.
Lusta Gold: Good…I would love to have coffee with you Beth. Let me get my clothes on and we can go.
Beth: Awesome.
Meredeath Gloom: But, where are you going?
Beth: Lusta Gold and I are going out. I am going to treat her like a lady.
Meredeath Gloom: You can’t do that I was supposed to make you look like a fool. I was supposed to get my revenge. I am not a fucking match maker.
Lusta Gold: You found me a date Meredeath Gloom…that makes you a match maker…bye now.
Merdeath Gloom: You can’t do this…you can’t leave. I will not be ignored…Beth. Beth, Beth, Beth you come back here now. I shall have my revenge. My revenge you hear.
Lusta Gold: Freak Rick out of my flat. You shall not get my loving tonight.
Freak Rick: What about my toss in the hay? I have feelings too…my balls are so blue. Meredeath I think you are a good doctor. Come over here and give me some sugar.
Meredeath Gloom: No…way your pole is too small for my taste. I am in love with real man named Dork Smartass. You make me sick…Rick. (Meredeath Gloom Runs out).
Freak Rick: It is not that small. My feelings are hurt…you can forget about me ever calling you again Lusta Gold.
Lusta Gold: Good!
Freak Rick runs out naked and slams the door.
Lusta Gold: Are you ready?
Beth: Yes, I hope you like your coffee black.
Lusta Gold: Yeah…I do.
FIN
