Lisa woke Andrea and let her listen to the message. Andrea seemed concerned for Lisa’s safety, and hers too. They decided to throw on their coats and go straight to the Authorities. Lisa disconnected her answering machine, and Andrea got her car keys. Lisa made sure that her apartment was locked. They got in Andrea’s car and drove downtown to the Authority station.
“I am sorry for all this trouble”, said Lisa. “That is OK at least you aren’t married to a sperm chucker”, said Andrea. ”Yeah, well this is just as bad as being married to an asshole sperm chucker”, said Lisa. They pulled up at the station and went inside. They played the tape for the officer on duty. He didn’t seem too concerned. “Is this woman in love with you”, said the officer. “Yes, she is obsessed with me”, screamed Lisa. “It seems like she is sex crazy or something”, said the officer. “You can say that again”, said Andrea. “She is fucked in the head”, said Lisa. “The woman is getting herself off over the phone. Are you sure you weren’t one of her lovers”, said the officer. ”No”, said Lisa!
“What are you going to do about this, are you going to arrest her”, said Andrea. “We will send a patrol by Lisa’s apartment”, said the officer. “Is that all”, said Andrea. “Yes, I am afraid so, we have to catch her in the act of “stalking” in order to press charges”. “We just can’t arrest someone based on claims and what an answering machine says, the law doesn’t work that way”, said the officer. “But, she has been calling”, said Andrea. “Yes, I know, it will only be a matter of time before she messes up, and then we can arrest her.” “Lock your doors Lisa, and watch your ass”, said the officer. ”Thank you…for nothing”, said Lisa.
The ladies left the authority office after filing the complaint. They drove back to Lisa’s apartment. When they arrived at Lisa’s, her cat was outside on the lawn looking at the two women in a real pissed off way. Why is Mr. Freak on the front lawn”, said Lisa. “I don’t know” said, Andrea. Lisa picked up Mr. Freak, and the two women ran up to Lisa’s apartment. When they opened the door they found Maggie getting herself off with Lisa’s dildo.
“Call the authorities”, said Andrea. “What the fuck”, said Lisa. “You have come just in time for the fuck show”, said Maggie. “Don’t worry your home phone is “broken”, you are such a skank Lisa”. ”This feels so fucking…good.” “Do you want to join me you little tease.” “I love your dildos vibrating pulsating head, it is making my pussy so hot, and I am just about there”, said Maggie. “You are sick, I can get you help”, said Lisa. “No…you…are…sick..I…am…going…to…cum”, screamed Maggie. “I called the cops”, said Andrea.
“What is she doing”, said Andrea. “What does it look like she is doing”, said Lisa. She is getting herself off, OK!” “You don’t have to be mean about it”, said Andrea. “I am naked just for you”, said Maggie. “You can break up with this “other” woman, and we can be together forever”, said Maggie. “Come here Lisa and be one with me, and drink of my lust honey buns”. Please I want you to feel my wet pussy”, said Maggie. “No”, said Lisa. “Yes”, said Maggie.
“She doesn’t want your body”, said Andrea. “Yes, she does”, said Maggie. “I was her lover way before you were Missy”, screamed Maggie. Maggie runs at Andrea, and pushes her one the floor. Then the Authorities show up. “Hold it right there”, said the officer. “Your game is up, Maggie.” “You are under arrest for stalking”, said the other officer. “I am not under arrest, you will never catch me, ha, ha, ha, ha!” Maggie jumps out the window and is gone. Lisa looks out the window on to the street and Maggie is gone. There is no sign of her. “She is gone”, said Andrea. “Yes, I know, but for how long”, said Lisa.
FIN—for now!
