The Farting College women: Beth’s advice…oh yeah!

1 03 2008

Warning: Adult Material. Adult Content. Mature Content.  

Sandy: 

Oh, why has Beth taken me from him?
Why must love go astray.
Oh, sweet passion were are you?

I wanted him.
I felt he was the one deep inside of my spherical existence.
There is no…him and there is no love.

Beth:

You were better off without him Fair Maiden Sandy.
He led you astray,
all he wanted was your melons…OK.

Sandy:

My melons?
How dare you say such things are you a friend or foe?
All he wanted was a cup of tea and to walk hand-in-hand through the park of dreams and emotions.

Beth:

A cup of tea…my ass?
The park…ha!
A cup of lust with extra cream is more like it, and
let me tell you his cream doesn’t come from cows!
All he wanted was your lust hole…and maybe your bumhole,
and not exactly in that order!

Sandy:

Are you saying he wanted me for  one thing?
He wanted to have “relations” with me?
That is prosperous.

Beth:

What planet are you from?

Sandy: 

I am very mad at you…Beth.
Look at his e-I am true are you account?
Look at the words that he wrote…he is a poet.

His account:

I need someone to complete me. I need a better half, because right now I am only half whole. I need to find the woman of my dreams…could you be that woman? I am a man of loneliness and desperation. I am a man that makes the world sing, streams flow, and the stars shine! I am a man of dreams and pleasure. Dreams and pleasure. I am crying tears now. Oh, please come and save me!

Beth:

Very touching lines,
it is lies all lies.
He is a poet in many women’s eyes.
Have you ever wondered why he is on the site? I mean look at his words of desperation, if he is all those things that he says he is, then why isn’t he with someone? That is the question to ponder.

Sandy:


Oh, why must you make me feel this way?
Oh, must I deal with these feelings of pain and pleasure.
Oh, the humanity.

Beth:

Drop the drama queen act.
Let’s go watch a movie.

Sandy:

OK!

FIN

Note: To find out what these characters are talking about. See the Farting women: The adventure at the lust package (the trilogy).





The Memoirs of a Fart Dominatrix…the first ten days! (part 1 of 10)

28 02 2008

WARNING: ADULT MATERIAL. ADULT CONTENT. MATURE CONTENT.  

What have I become? I have become a creature so vile, so twisted, so hideous. I walk the world lusting to blow off huge farts on people that desire me…oh the humanity of it!

Day 1: I walked downtown all dressed up and all alone. A person like me should be with someone, but I am not a mortal and don’t need such trivial things like “love” and “desire”.  It was a cold winters night.  I stopped and ate at a small cafe downtown. I had an extra helping of beans, legumes, and a beer to wash it down. The farts grow deep inside of me—inside a lust was building that I couldn’t contain. I felt it was now or never, I needed someone to fart on. I met this guy at the cafe. He said his name was Edwin.  

He wanted to get to know me. He said that he had been hurt by a woman named Mandy. He said they were meant to be and then he started crying.  I didn’t desire him, I didn’t sympathize with him, the asshole probably deserved to get hurt.  But the lust was building in me, taunting me, caressing me like a lover to pass the gas from my ass.

We talked for some time. He hinted over and over that he wanted to go to my place. He said that he wanted to see my tattoos. I told him I had a big tattoo on my ass, and one near my pussy. He said that turned him on.  He liked my dark eye shadow, and black finger nail polish and jet black hair. He asked me if we could go back to my place and dress in leather and role play for awhile. I wasn’t interested. I said NO!

 I avoided him emotionally, I avoided getting any closer to him than I had to. I became bored with him. He went on an on about himself. He never let me get two words in. I decided to get up and leave. He begged me not to go…with huge tears of selfishness in his eyes. I insisted that I leave this instant. He demanded that he wasn’t going to let me go, so I asked him what he wanted. He said he wanted pleasure. He said we could do it out back.

I gladly said no! I mean what kind of asshole, asks for pleasure after an hour. Who does he think that I am? Well, he excused himself to the restroom, he said he had to go pee. I am sure that he is the type of guy that doesn’t wash after using the toilet. I slipped out the front as he went to the restroom. I thought to myself I would be a  block away before he even knew that I was gone.

The city sounded alive as I walked toward one of my favorite clubs the music was just right there. I was in the mood for some dance music that makes me groove. I entered the club, and  I paid the cover charge.  I walked in and went to the bar for a drink, I had to get out on to the dance floor very soon.

Ten minutes after I had been there Edwin came in, he had followed me from the cafe. Fucking stalker type, insecure fuckers. I was dancing out on the floor when he found me. He was mad, and told me to leave with him now. I said no! He told me that I was his, and we were in love. This guy is a nut, I had only known him for about an hour, and he was already saying that we were in love.

I decided that I would fart on him in the middle of the dance floor. I asked him to dance we got out on the dance floor and I pulled up my dress exposing my beautful body.  We both were dancing and I told him to move closer to my ass. He did, and as I was dancing I farted in his face. The problem with this fart was that it was wet, and some of the wetness stuck on his face. Everyone in the club laughed, and Edwin just walked out of the club not saying a word. I spent the rest of the evening dancing.

Fin of day 1.





The Farting College women: The adventure at the lust package part 3! The End of a Trilogy!

25 02 2008

Warning: Adult content. Adult Material. Adult theme. Adult Language!

In our last episode Mark GreenBill tried to seduce Sandy. Mandy and Beth had to come to her rescue. Then Mark got farted on, and Sandy is still under his spell. Will, the women break the spell or will Sandy be lost forever, find out in the conclusion of The farting college women: the adventure at the the lust package!

Sandy: How could you do that to Mark. All he wanted to do is love me. Love, it is what I have always wanted. We were going to have ice cream and punch in his room of love. Then he was going to show me his stamp collection.

Mandy: You are so naive Sandy, he was going to show you more than that. Stamp collection my ass, little package is more like it.

Beth: You need to snap out of it Sandy. Mark was trying to seduce you. I don’t think you are ready for that kind of seduction.

Sandy: I hate you Beth. I am twenty five years old. You and Mandy are bitches!

Beth: That is right I am a bitch, but I am your friend and friends help friends out!

Mandy: Hold on I have a call. Hello, yeah whatever, you  ass! Goodbye!

Sandy: Who was it?

Mandy: It was Edwin crying on the phone again. That bastard still thinks our love was meant to last, I think he was drunk or something. He says that  I am the woman of his dreams, can you believe that shit. He is crazy…some people have to have love.

Beth: Fuck him, I have just about had it with sperm  chuckers.

Sandy: I am going to my man!

Beth: No, you can’t!

Sandy: Yes, I can you bitch, and no one can stop me!

Sandy goes to Marks house. That is when she finds him with another women! Sandy walks into Mark’s house and goes to his bedroom and finds him…well you know!

Sandy: I am here my love! I want to give you all of me!

Sounds from Mark’s room: Oh, yes that feels so good. Ah! I love your body oh yeah! Give it to me. Oh, Mark you are so smooth! I know I am…ah!

Sandy: What are you doing Mark?

Mark: What does it look like I am doing? I am with another women! We are lust dancing, OK!

Other Women: Yeah, we are doing the tango of lust, and what are you going to do about it!

Sandy: I don’t know, but I will think of something! What am I doing here? Where am I?

Mark GreenBill: You are at my apartment Sandy! You are welcome to join us? There is plenty of room for one more! But, first you must shave your muff in the shape of a triangle and really short.

Sandy: OK! (shyly)

Sandy Takes off her clothes and jumps into bed with the other women and Mark. But, she has no plans of doing it! In all her sorrow she went on an eating binge and is now sporting some gas in her beautiful feminine ass!

The other women: You have such a beautiful body, but way to much pubic hair. And anyone that is anyone shaves, so march right into the bathroom and shave.

Mark Greenbill: If she wants to keep her hair that is fine. I am just a horney bastard right now!

Sandy: Why don’t you kiss my ass, it turns me on other women!

Other Women: Oh, I want to I am so turned on now! Oh, mark Kiss my butt while I am kissing hers!

Mark GreenBill: Oh, yeah my mistress I shall drink of your sweet ass of pleasure! My tongue lusts to taste it’s sweetness! mmmmmmm! (kiss) (kiss)

Sandy put her plan into action. She thought what Beth would do. Then she felt a big fart brewing in her ass! I was so big that it hurt! She waited for the right moment…then released the gas from her ass!

The other woman: Mmmm! Sandy your butt is sooooo nice! There is not a single pimple on it!

Sandy:  Yes, well I take care of my butt! You aren’t going to think that much longer!

Mark GreenBill: It is trap she is going to fart on us!

Mark runs for cover! The other woman stays with Sandy!

The other woman: mmmmmmmmmmmm! mmmmm! (kiss) (kiss) (kiss) (kiss)

Sandy: Are you ready for a big surprise?

The other women: Yes, I am ready my love!

Sandy: OK…here it goes!

Sandy’s ass:poooooooooooooooooo! ooooooooooooooooooooooo! ooooooooooooo! shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! lalalalala!

The other women: Oh, I think I am going to be sick! Oh, shit I got a piece of corn stuck in my teeth!

Sandy: That ain’t corn that was an almond!

The other woman: How dare you fart on me! How dare you break wind in my presents! I am royalty! I am going to barf the smell is just sick! (Barf) (Barf)

Mark Greenbill: Are you OK lover?

The other women: I want to go home! I am out of here!

Mark GreenBill: You can’t! I need hardcore loving…tonight!

The other woman: You can use your hand! My plastic surgery is melting! Look at me! Her fart ruined my whole complexion! I am going to have to go see my plastic surgeon tomorrow…thanks to that tramp!

Mark Greenbill: Look what you did Sandy! I am breaking up with you!

Sandy: Good, we were already broken up the minute I walked in here and found you with…her.

Mark GreenBill: You don’t mean that! I thought we had something! Please, don’t leave me alone! I can’t stand to be alone! I need love! Love, I need love (crying). Please I beg of you!

Sandy: Goodbye bastard. Goodbye!

Sandy leaves Mark’s house and goes back home. She takes Beth and Mandy out to dinner and they have a ladies evening. You may ask what happened to Mark…he is still calling Sandy crying drunk off his ass! The other woman got her face fixed and lives in another country! Until that next time…stay tuned for another amazing episode of the farting college women!

FIN!





A poem of seduction from a fart dominatrix…

19 02 2008

WARNING: ADULT MATERIAL. ADULT CONTENT. MATURE CONTENT! 

He tells her that he loves her.
He tells her that he cares.
He tells her what she wants to hear, so she better beware.

She takes him to bed.
She pulls the covers back.
They lay in the bed together on their backs.

She seduces him with her body.
She seduces him with her smile.
She puts on her fishnet stalkings, and struts around for awhile.

She has gas building in her ass.
She has to let it out.
She tells him to lay down, and not to pout.

She tells him that she is going to fart in his face.
He says he wants to smell the sweetness of her farts loving ways.
He tells her that she has class.

He begs her to let it out.
He begs her even more.
He begins to cry.

He has big tears falling from his eyes.
His tears fall like droplets of rain.
He wants her to fart right now, he begs and pleads….he wants her fart now!!!

She puts on her latex suit.
He puts his on too.
He walks around in it, hoping she will fart soon.

His latex suit is orange.
Her latex suit is red.
He can’t wait until she breaks wind on his feet and head.

He begs until she is ready.
She bends over and farts in his face.
Pooooooo! Pooooo! Poooooo!

He smiles and cries because of the beauty she let out into this world with pride.

FIN!





Fart Mistress: The Farting Mistress of the night.

11 02 2008

Warning: Adult Content. Adult Material. Adult theme. Adult Language.

I am the Fart Mistress a fictional character: I am not a Vampire, I am not a Dominatrix, I am the farting Mistress of the night (he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he).

You want love.
You want wine.
You think I am divine. 

You ask me to remove my pants.
You ask me to remove my panties with lace, I gladly say OK!
You look at my nude butt with truelove and care.

You get hot when you see my pubic hair—it’s dark follicles welcome you closer to my bosom.
You tell me that you love me.
You tell me that I am yours forever.

I have gas in my ass just waiting to be released into this reality—the smell will fill you with lust.
If you don’t let me stick my butt in your face, I will pout and cry tears of bitterness and haste. 
M
y mind will be filled with disgrace and disappointment, there will be no pleasure tonight if I can’t fart in your face.
Oh, sweet lover let me do it…let me release a huge fart in your smug ass face.

You let me sit on your face, you cry tears of emotion as you see the beauty of my ass slowly hovering above your nose and mouth.
I push hard and release a fart of great magnitude into your existence.
(pooooooooooooooo…ooooooooooooo…ooooooo….shhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
The fart is filled with love and grace.

You complain that it smells.
You ask me what  I ate.
You ask me why the fart smelled like rotten eggs.

You cry, and get up from the floor.
You get all emotional, not because of the love you feel for me.
Not because you care, but because your eyes are watering from the fart that had just released.

You get up and leave.
You just walk away.
You vow to never return, you say you are finished with me anyway.
 
There are no tears that I cry.
There are no sad goodbyes.
There is only pleasure that I feel inside…I will fart another day.

FIN!





The Farting College Women: The adventure at the Lust Package Part 1

29 01 2008

Warning: Adult Content. Adult Theme. Adult Language.

Note: Names are fictious…it is only a story! 

The three ladies head to the bar to relax. They have all been working really hard, and need a break. They walk into the bar and sit at a table. There is only one problem…Mark GreenBill!

Beth: Let’s go out tonight.

Sandy: OK…where do you want to go?

Beth: To the Lust Package…all I know is that I want a long smooth drink. I have been working really hard….lately.

Mandy walks in at the end of the conversation.

Mandy: I don’t know if we should go to a club. Edwin and his jerk posse might be there. I am really tired of him sending me text messages and crying on my voice mail.

Beth: You can stay Mandy, but I am going out. Lusta Golden is going to meet Sandy and I there.

Mandy: Where are you going?

Beth: To the Lust package. They have two dollar shots all night…and the watresses walk around with nothing on but a smile…some even wear latex their so hot. The Lust Packages women’s restroom is full of numbers and sexy messages on the wall…some of the messages get me all hot.

Mandy: I want a cum shot and it is not from a drink if you know what I mean.

Beth: Mandy, that is where you go wrong…you are always looking for physical action. You have to start with the emotional, and then move to the physical. You should be more like Lusta golden and I. We just started using a double headed dildo the other night…up until now we have been watching each other get ourselves off…it makes me all emotional to see her cum. I cry sometimes.  Our love is so deep.

Sandy: You and Lusta are in love. That is so special.

Beth: Hell, yeah we are in love…and it is a sure thing honey. I am thinking about asking her to move in…we are ready to make that jump.

Sandy: You mean there is going to be another member of The Farting College Women?

Beth: Yes…I am afraid so Sandy.

Mandy: Isn’t she a hardcore Vampire?

Beth: Yes, she has to suck someone’s balls dry every once in a while!

Sandy: Wouldn’t that get messy…sucking someones cock dry. What a way to survive…yuck!

Beth: Once she sucks their balls dry they are sterile…the man’s bone is dry.

Mandy: Come on let’s go! We can take my car…that is enough talk about ball sucking.

The three get in Mandy’s hot car and drive to the Lust Package. Mandy parks the car and they enter the club. There are people dancing to gothic disco and wearing latex, black leather, black leather masks, and full latex body suits. They sit down at a private table in the corner of the club.

Mandy: Edwin won’t come here…he is too much of a macho man. He’s into those country western bars.

Sandy: He is not a man at all.

Beth: You can say that again…Sandy. I wonder wear Lusta is…she said that she would be here. I am going to call her cell…I will be right back. Order me a Vodka straight up.  

Beth leaves to call Lusta Golden!

Waitress: Hey, dirty sluts…what can I get you? How do you like my tits? They are real…everything about me is real. I don’t shave my pubic hair. I am a none conformist.

Mandy: That’s nice…your tits are real firm looking.

Waitress: Thank you…

The waitress has on a latex mask, latex body suit, and her tits are sticking out through two holes in her latex body suit.  

Sandy: She called us sluts…We are not…

Mandy puts her hand over Sandy’s mouth.

Mandy: Sandy shut up…you are at the Lust Package. It is customary to call people names here. This is the dirtiest fucked up bar in the city. I have no idea why Beth wanted to come here.

Sandy: Oh…I will have tall glass of milk with ice.

Waitress: OK…and for you temptress?

Mandy: Sandy…I can never figure you out…milk with ice with the fuck? Give me a cum shot….with extra cream. Our friend that is in the restroom wants a Vodka straight.

Waitress: Right away mistress….right away!

Ten minutes later. The waitress brings them their drinks, and Beth comes and sits down.

Sandy: Where were you Beth?

Beth: I was in the restroom taking a dump…when I had to get myself off reading the writing on the wall. There was a man and a woman doing it in the stall next to me they had body paint on…it kind of made me hot. Their moans made crap even faster.

Sandy: Where is Lusta?

Beth: She is running a little late. She had some business to attend to…she will be here in a little while.

Mandy: Oh, crap Edwin just came in with Mark GreenBill.

Beth: Mark GreenBill the actor?

Sandy: No…Mark GreenBill  the celebrity psychiatrist.

Mandy: Oh, yeah I forgot Edwin is working as a bodyguard. That explains why he came in here. Hurry…you have got to hide me.

Beth: What the fuck are you doing Mandy?

Mandy: I am hiding under the table. What the fuck…there are two people doing it under our table.

The People: Damn you…we were just about to cum…together for the first time. (crying)

Mandy: Get a damn room if you don’t want to be interrupted, fucking horny bastards. You better be using birth control we wouldn’t want you two procreating!

The People: Fuck you….

They get up and walk away….

Sandy: Oh, I think they saw my see through panties under the table…I have a huge bush right now.

Beth: Sandy…I just don’t get you sometimes. There is nothing wrong with having a bush…it is totally natural!

Sandy: Mandy, Edwin is coming over to the table with that guy.

Edwin: Hello, ladies have you seen Mandy? Tell her hi for me. I love her. I need love. Love. Love. Please she is the woman of my dreams.

Beth: Bring in the violins, and let the river of tears flow! Edwin take a hint she doesn’t like you.

Sandy: Yeah, Edwin.

Edwin: She would love me if she would only give our love a chance. It will be the truest love ever! I need her so bad (crying)!

Beth: True as a politician on election day.

Edwin: You don’t know true love like I do. You are such a…

Mark GreenBill: Move over Edwin.  Hello ladies…I am Mark GreenBill celebrity psychiatrist. You will never meet a man like me. I am smart and all knowing. I know what all the celebrities need.

Beth: Why don’t you treat Edwin he is fucked up in the head.

Mark GreenBill: He doesn’t make enough money, and isn’t popular enough for me to treat him. I only treat people that have power and prestige…and good insurance.

Beth: You totally define a person that is in it for the money. 
 
Mark GreenBill: Haven’t you seen my wonderful show? A well known celebraty got me my show, I only went on his show a few times and the rest is history.

Beth: Yeah…Yeah I have seen your crappy show…but fortunately for me I changed the channel.

Mark GreenBill: Oh, you did well I have healed half of Hollywood and everyone comes to me and you know what my solution is…it is rehab. Yes, rehab where all the magic happens. But, you know what I do first? I charge them three thousand dollars to tell them they need rehab.

Beth: Why don’t you get lost.

Mark GreenBill: No, I am going to sit at your table, because you see I am from Hollywood and I am above the law. I am a star…and you know what stars do they can be assholes anytime they want and people think they are being funny (he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he).

Beth: I am warning you. You better get lost.

Mark GreenBill: No! I won’t I am a doctor for the stars a man that always gets what he wants.

Edwin: He can do what he wants…Beth. I will stop you if you try anything funny.

Beth: Edwin your dick is so small a bacteria has to jack you off and then you can’t cum.

Edwin: No it doesn’t. I won’t listen to you. My package is fine. My package is the best…I am big I tell you. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Beth: You keep telling yourself that.

Edwin runs out!

Beth: One gone…one more to go.

Mark GreenBill: What did you do to him? I guess he needs counseling. What is your name women? I’m Mark. Do you want to dance.

Sandy: Sandy (he, he, he, he, he, he, he) OK!

Beth: Sandy what are you doing?

Sandy: What does it look like I am doing? I am dancing the night away.

Beth: Fine…but watch your ass!

Mark GreenBill: Yeah…Sandy you better watch your ass I might kiss it later. I am Mark GreenBill…celebrity psychiatrist the richest man in Hollywood.

Beth: Are you stoned, or just a really bad egoist.

Mark GreenBill: I can tell you right now that I am not stoned.

Mark and Sandy dance.

Mandy: Is Edwin gone? Beth, please tell me that the bastard is gone.

Beth: Yeah, he is gone.

Mark and Sandy dance the whole night. Lusta Golden shows up and Beth and Mandy drink more and more. Lusta Golden just moves to the music. Mandy hands Lusta Golden her car keys.

Beth: I am so…messed up.

Mandy: Me too. Lusta Golden I am glad that you are driving home.

Lusta Golden: No…problem thy women.

Beth: Where the fuck is Sandy?

Mandy: I don’t know! Thought she was dancing with Mark GreenBill!

Beth: We have to find her she is like mush in Mark’s arms…we have to save her from is egoist motives.

Mandy: Egoist motives…ha, more like lust motives. That guy is a fucking slut!

Beth: You can say that again. I am so drunk! (burp, burp, burp, burp!)

Mandy: Me too! (burp)

Beth: Lusta ask those freaks if they saw where Sandy went! (burp!)

Lusta Golden: They are not freaks. They are my kind of people!

Lusta walks over to the two dancing freaks, both are wearing latex masks, and body suits!

Lusta Golden: Did you see where our friend went?

Freak one: They went up stairs man…to the hotel! Can you pay me…I need five bucks for a cab fare.

Lusta Golden: Fine…here is five bucks!

Freak two: I know what room they are in…another five bucks please.

Lusta Golden: OK…here is another five bucks?

Beth: Damn this whole society…nothing is free anymore. Everyone wants something for nothing!

Freak Two: They are in room twenty-two! That is known as the fuck room. You have to know the damn code to get in there…man!

Beth: Do you know the code? My friends sanity and health are at stake.

Freak one: No one knows the code. No one! I  wouldn’t even attempt to go in room twenty-two!

Beth: We are going, and you are coming with us!

Freak One: I told you all I know…man! I swear on the vomit that I will hurl tonight.

Freak Two: He means it man! He will hurl, and he will swear tonight that he doesn’t know the code.

Lusta Golden grabs the freaks, because Beth and Mandy are too drunk! They can’t take the stairs so they have to take the elevator. They walk past the desk clerk.

Desk Clerk: Hey, where  are you people going? You can’t go back there, those rooms are private.

Lusta Golden: Yes, we can! Our friend is back there…we have got to save her.

Desk Clerk: Look…I don’t give a fuck about your friend…only VIP people are allowed back here. Do I have to call security?

Beth: Screw VIP, VIP mentality only breeds oppression and injustice!

Desk Clerk: You back off bitches! You back….

Lusta pulls up her skirt and flashes her pussy at the desk clerk. He becomes hypnotized and falls under her spell of lust!

 Desk Clerk: That is the most beautiful pussy that I have ever seen. I want it! I want it! Please, I have to have it! Oh, I am in pain! (thump)

The desk clerk falls under Lusta Golden’s spell of lust, and slowly slides to the floor!

Lusta Golden: Hurry…hurry! He is under my spell of lust! It will wear off in a few minutes, and then he will be his evil self once again.

Freak One: That was some pretty cool shit…how did you do that?

Lusta Golden: Pussy power…pussy power my dear freak!

Freak two: That is some power!

Mandy: You can say that again! (burp)

Beth:That is my lover! (burrrrrrrrrrrrrp) Damn that Vodka!

They find room twenty two, and bang on the door! Freak number one types in the code, the door opens. Freak one and Freak two make a run for it!

Freak One: We are out of here!

Freak Two: Hell…yeah! See ya!

Lusta Golden: We don’t need them anyway!

Beth: What the hell is this? There is fur all over the walls, and flashing lights everywhere!

Mandy: There is Sandy on that big fuzzy purple bed! (burp)

Lusta Golden: Unhand the fare woman you male slut!

Mark GreenBill: No, she is mine to have and to control…I am going to get someone to control before this night is over (ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)! I purposely had them get you drunk farting College Women so I could get..some time with your friend Sandy! You are too drunk to fart on me now! I am above the law…my law!

Mandy: We are pretty damn drunk, but I am not afraid of you! I think I am going to throw up!

Mark GreenBill: No, one can protect your friend  now…we are in love! It is only a matter of time before she is mine, and you can do nothing about it!

Sandy: What are you doing? We are in love. In the deepest love. He says we are getting married, and moving to an island of dreams.

Mark GreenBill: Yeah, I just want someone to love. Love is all that  Iwant! I am not going to hurt your friend…just control her! (Wooooooooooooooooooo, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

Lusta Golden: This guy is about to piss me off!

Beth: Hey, were are you going?

Mark GreenBill: I am taking her to my love chamber….and we are going to consummate our love!

Sandy: He was telling me that he wants us to have a world of love.

Lusta Golden: Unhand her…you jerk!

Mark GreenBill: No!

Beth: That is it!

Beth takes off her pants and pushes Mark on to the bed, and puts her ass in his face, but she can’t fart.

Beth:  I can’t fart…what is happening to me! AAAAAAA!

Mark Green: I had them add some anti-fart solution to your drinks you can’t fart ever again!!!! (ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha) Oh, your ass smells so sweet like a spring day in April! (ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)!

Mandy: Oh no!

Lusta Golden: Oh….shit!

Sandy: I love you mark!

Will Beth get her gas back or will Mark GreenBill win, find out in the next episode of The Farting College Women: The Adventure at the Lust Package.

FIN for now!





The Farting College Women: Sandy’s Lustful tale of the night…

24 01 2008

WARNING: ADULT MATERIAL. ADULT CONTENT. ADULT THEME.  

I woke up one night to the sounds of voices and moans.
I went down stairs to see what, was the matter.
I could not believe it, in our living room it was Beth, Mandy, Lusta Golden and some man having an orgy of lust not based on trust.

There was Beth and Lusta Golden with a double headed dildo in their hands, and Mandy with some fools tool in her grasp.
I asked them to stop, you’re grossing me out.
Then I turned away and started to pout.

Mandy and Beth told me to join in with a gleam in their eyes.
I asked them is this some type of game, and if they were lusting for fame.
They told me it was an indulgent game of sex, and that I was insane if I didn’t join in their lust filled game.

I asked them why they called me insane, and they just laughed until they cried.
I wasn’t about to be laughed at so, I went up stairs and got my night wear surprise.
I was sure to wear panties that were edible, but nothing with lace.

I walked down the stairs without any disgrace.
Mandy and Beth both cheered, because I had come down with my edible underwear on.  
I walked over to them, and stuck my pussy in Lusta Golden’s face.

She said that she liked it.
She said it smelt great.
She loved my pussy and there was no reason to hesitate.

I came and I came all the rest of the night.
My pussy and my mouth got a work out alright.
I would say we had a wonderful night.

Then in morning light I went upstairs and into my bed, and pulled the covers over my head.
I love sex, but when they talk about it my face still turns red.
I just can’t talk about doing it in a bed.

FIN