WARNING: ADULT MATERIAL. ADULT CONTENT. MATURE CONTENT. ADULT LANGUAGE.
What is a fart Dominatrix? It is someone that lusts for farting on other people. They walk among people of the night not lusting for love or emotion, but for someone willing to give them the gift of fart letting.
On a dark night a woman walks from bar to bar in search of a man to fart upon. She hungers for the lust and pleasure of expelling gas on his smug face. Just hours before she ate a whole bunch of cabbage and beans. The gas in her bubbles with power.
She walks into a bar and looks around. The men in the room all gather around her. They like her tight fitting blouse and her rose red lipstick. Her hair is dark and her eyes are a steamy grey color. She talks to all the men carefully selecting one to unleash her magic on.
Then she meets Greg. She strikes up a conversation with him. He is an asshole that acts like he cares. He will do she thought. He will be the one that I let a huge fat fart upon.
They go to her room that she had rented above the bar. He thought that he was going to get lucky. He thought she was easy as pie on summer afternoon in July. Well, he was wrong and this is what happened after they got to her room.
Star freak: Do you like my room? Come to the couch and sit awhile. I am going to freshen up. Isn’t this great…you being the perfect stranger—tall dark and “handsome”.
Greg: Yes, Star Freak…your room is a skanky hotel room, are you a skank. I think so, You shall drink of my lust tonight. Go and shave your pussy in the shape of cat. I want to give your pussy some milk. I am so smooth.
Star Freak: Don’t be silly Greg I would never shave my pussy for you or any other man. I will be right back.
Greg: You have hurt thy feelings. You are such a bitch! I always get my way.
Star Freak: This night you shall not get your way. This night you shall be submissive to my every way.
Greg: We will see about that.
Star Freak goes in the restroom to get changed. She puts on her black leather sex suit and fishnet stalkings. She slowly struts out of the restroom. Greg is already naked. His lust tool is standing tall and ready to go. He gets up to kiss her. She kisses him with her tongue. Then she tells him to lay upon her bed of lust!
Star Freak: Lay on my lust bed! There is no time to waste.
Greg: I like the way you think! Give me some sugar now!! Take off your black leather whatever you call it. That doesn’t turn me on!
Star Freak: I don’t care what turns you on! This isn’t about you!
Greg: It is too about about me, and I want some action! Please I beg of your mistress give me some hardcore loving.
Star Freak: There will be no hardcore loving tonight Greg, because I have a surprise for you.
Greg: I love surprises when they are for me. It is all about me.
Star Freak: Yes, well this surprise is something that you will remember for a long time. I am not sure if you will like it or not!
Greg: Try me and see, I will tell you if I like it!
Star Freak: You have to beg for it! You have to beg hard for it!
Greg: Please don’t make me beg. Please Mistress! Please, I want it! Look at the tear that I cry. They are for you my love.
Star Freak: Don’t you call me mistress call me: Fart Dominatrix you bastard. I am not your love.
Greg: Fart Dominatrix…that is just fucking rude. I mean, I give you the time of day, and I offer you my lust pole and you call yourself Fart Dominatrix. You aren’t like those farting college women are you?
Star Freak: Oh, you know them!
Greg: No…but you are scaring me!
Star Freak: Silence I have heard enough of your shit. I have a surprise for you that you won’t forget.
Fart Dominatrix takes off her panties and tosses them in the corner of the room. Greg is freaked out by her beauty. He is in a trance!
Greg: You are so beautiful come here and let me drink of you!
Star Freak: Let me ask you something Greg before we go any further.
Greg: Get on with it, I want some action you skank.
Star Freak: Do you like farts Greg?!
Greg: I let one go every now and then, but I am sophisticated and refined, so I don’t fart now. I am too good for that.
Star Freak: I love them Greg! I love them so, and I want to fart on you! Please, I must release the gas inside. I am feeling all emotional Greg!
Greg: You are like those farting college women.
Star Freak: Yes, I am afraid so Greg!
Star Freak puts her bare ass above Greg’s face and lets the gas go!
Star Freak:Yes, it feels so good! I am going to cum! Oh, shit! (poooooooooooooooooooooo! OOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSASdsbpppppppppp) I AM CUMMING!
Greg: My face it is burning! My eyes! My mouth! My beautiful face! My sexy hair! My face job is melting! I am melting! (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)!
Star Freak: Oh, it feels so good to be me! (he, he, he, ha, ha, ha, ha)! That was an awsome!
Greg gets up and runs out of the room! He runs through the bar and everyone sees his little package, and he is never seen at that bar again!
FIN!
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